Post by Atrus Rand on Jan 9, 2006 3:53:04 GMT -5
Captain Emo Saves the Day!
In what police would consider a massive coincedence, Captain Emo once again saved the mall this weekend after it was once again held up by robbers. According to Eyewitnesses, Captain Emo flew out of the local Hot Topic after hearing the gunshots and immediately engaged the foes at a startlingly slow speed. The bullets fired at him seemed to do nothing, although when the hostage-takers tried moving in closer, Captain Emo began threatening his own life with a razor, telling the Evil-Doers that he would cut himself. When this stalled them, Captain Emo casted some sort of spell on them, slowing them down to his speed. The police took it from there. Where will this dark-souled heart-of-gold strike next? No one knows.
In what police would consider a massive coincedence, Captain Emo once again saved the mall this weekend after it was once again held up by robbers. According to Eyewitnesses, Captain Emo flew out of the local Hot Topic after hearing the gunshots and immediately engaged the foes at a startlingly slow speed. The bullets fired at him seemed to do nothing, although when the hostage-takers tried moving in closer, Captain Emo began threatening his own life with a razor, telling the Evil-Doers that he would cut himself. When this stalled them, Captain Emo casted some sort of spell on them, slowing them down to his speed. The police took it from there. Where will this dark-souled heart-of-gold strike next? No one knows.
