Post by Li Tun-ye on Jul 29, 2008 12:58:01 GMT -5
Ah yes, the sea elf artisan. The wielder of stupid warblunts ... and a keyblade. And perhaps third place in the "most often mutilated members of FWAP" race (the first two positions are held between myself and Atrus respectively).
Yes, I realize he may never see this post. All the same, here's to one of the founding fathers of our bullet train from hell.
Perhaps a story or two is in order:
That one particular verse from the Ballad of MacBix was actually inspired by good old Carl. It was late one night in our tents and we were going on about how Bix is pretty much Brock Samson and Carl and I are the Venture Brothers. (something about Vito being Dr. Venture and Dennis being Dr. Orpheus ... and George being HELPer).
Anyway, I think it was something like this:
Carl "And I swear, MacBix came out of nowhere to save me from those goblins. It was like he jumped in through a window."
Dan "But we were outside."
Both "PRECISELY!!!"
Carl "Then that last goblin stared him down ... not sure if he should engage. Then Bix just puts his claymore in his teeth and stretches his arms out wide with a 'Go ahead' look on his face."
Dan "Let it be known that he can do Crit 9's but only when he holds it in his teeth. .... wait, what were we doing?"
Carl "I'm not sure, but I think it involved bleeding everywhere."
Yes, I realize he may never see this post. All the same, here's to one of the founding fathers of our bullet train from hell.
Perhaps a story or two is in order:
That one particular verse from the Ballad of MacBix was actually inspired by good old Carl. It was late one night in our tents and we were going on about how Bix is pretty much Brock Samson and Carl and I are the Venture Brothers. (something about Vito being Dr. Venture and Dennis being Dr. Orpheus ... and George being HELPer).
Anyway, I think it was something like this:
Carl "And I swear, MacBix came out of nowhere to save me from those goblins. It was like he jumped in through a window."
Dan "But we were outside."
Both "PRECISELY!!!"
Carl "Then that last goblin stared him down ... not sure if he should engage. Then Bix just puts his claymore in his teeth and stretches his arms out wide with a 'Go ahead' look on his face."
Dan "Let it be known that he can do Crit 9's but only when he holds it in his teeth. .... wait, what were we doing?"
Carl "I'm not sure, but I think it involved bleeding everywhere."