Post by Wallace MacBix on Jan 28, 2005 1:44:29 GMT -5
hey guys i forget when i found this but i think its funny. unfortunally its too Vampire LARP related to be for most of us, yet still funny.
I'm dating a Gamer/LARPer!
Have you ever found yourself saying, "My boyfriend is a freak!", "My boy wears tights", or "My boyfriend is a dungeon Master!" ? Have you ever heard your significant other use the terms "Live Action Role Playing" (LARP), "Interactive Improtu Theatre" (IIT), or "Free form improvisation drama"? Has he ever said the phrase "and then I rolled my d20"? If so, I'm sorry to say, but you're dating a gamer. Don't be too alarmed. There are thousands of girls just like you. Girls that find perfectly good men, until we found out they game. Below are some tips I have assembled with the help my friends.*
You know you're dating a tabletop gamer when...
1. You roll a d6 to see how much 'damage' you caused in bed
2. You consider something a feat or a skill
3. You feel something in their pocket and it's dice
-Thanks to Trixie!-
Tips:
1. If you want his attention, show up naked.
2. If you've just started dating and want to do something sweet, bring Mountain Dew.
3. Do not provoke the boy. He may forget he is in "reality" and try to suck your blood.
4. Try not to laugh at his pants tucked into his boots, especially if they are knee high boots.
5. If you are a non-goth fasion conscienous female, do not date a gamer *ever*. You're not going to be able to change their style of dress, and will instead always end up embarassed to be seen with him in public.
6. Make sure your boy knows the difference between his Vampyre games and real life before inviting him into your house.
I'm dating a Gamer/LARPer!
Have you ever found yourself saying, "My boyfriend is a freak!", "My boy wears tights", or "My boyfriend is a dungeon Master!" ? Have you ever heard your significant other use the terms "Live Action Role Playing" (LARP), "Interactive Improtu Theatre" (IIT), or "Free form improvisation drama"? Has he ever said the phrase "and then I rolled my d20"? If so, I'm sorry to say, but you're dating a gamer. Don't be too alarmed. There are thousands of girls just like you. Girls that find perfectly good men, until we found out they game. Below are some tips I have assembled with the help my friends.*
You know you're dating a tabletop gamer when...
1. You roll a d6 to see how much 'damage' you caused in bed
2. You consider something a feat or a skill
3. You feel something in their pocket and it's dice
-Thanks to Trixie!-
Tips:
1. If you want his attention, show up naked.
2. If you've just started dating and want to do something sweet, bring Mountain Dew.
3. Do not provoke the boy. He may forget he is in "reality" and try to suck your blood.
4. Try not to laugh at his pants tucked into his boots, especially if they are knee high boots.
5. If you are a non-goth fasion conscienous female, do not date a gamer *ever*. You're not going to be able to change their style of dress, and will instead always end up embarassed to be seen with him in public.
6. Make sure your boy knows the difference between his Vampyre games and real life before inviting him into your house.