Lyrics for Blame Agrivar

[Lavinia]

ISome of you know I made a parody to the song 'Blame Canada', and renamed it 'Blame Agrivar'...well...he's the damn lyrics....

[TRADESMEN:]
The Gods has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a Realm lies in your sword
And blessed be the Tradesmen be who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the Arcanes stand

You see the distant Flares
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get cleaved
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on

[TRADESMEN:]
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death by a Flare
Or skinned alive, or worse
(Like being eaten by Skippy)
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to Elude Woodlands
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on

[RAHEED:]
Blame Agrivar!
Blame Agrivar!

[VISSERAN:]
Because the Realm's gone awry
Tomorrow night, these Tyrantis are gonna fry!

[TRADESMAN:]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
The gypsies will enterain
An decapitation
What a sight!
Tomorrow night

[FORCE COMMANDER:]
Up there there is so much room
Where Shaggoths dominate and the sky is blue
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be dominating soon!

[TRAIZE AND ALTAR:]
Shut your fucking face, Wizard Hashem
You're a dominating bastard, Wizard Hashem

[TAGUE:]
Looks like we may be out of luck!

[HALFDAN:]
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

[DRACO, CERES, ATRUS:]
Why did our Masters start this war?
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?

[FORCE COMMANDER:]
I want to be up there!

[RAHEED:]
When Agrivar is dead and gone
They'll be no more carrying on!

[ALTAR:]
They may cleave your head in half
And serve it to a troll
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a headless jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!

[FORCE COMMANDER:]
I want to be up there!

[RAHEED:]
Blame Agrivar!
Blame Agrivar!
Blame Agrivar!

Mind you, this is only a rough draft...but I may leave it likes this...comments?

[Rain]

Just change around some of the words (like the F word) and who sings them, and we can do this song for entertainment one day!

[Traiz Antilake]

I must admit a duet with Altar= Highly ammusing!! though I must agree with rain on the f word provided of course we were to actualy attempt this

[Lavinia]

Go right a 'head'...just don't say that Lavvie wrote it... ;D. Heres the clean lyrics!

[TRADESMEN:]
The Gods have smiled upon you this day
The fate of a Realm lies in your sword
And blessed be the Tradesmen be who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the Arcanes stand

You see the distant Flares
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get cleaved
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on

[TRADESMEN:]
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death by a Flare
Or skinned alive, or worse
(Like being eaten by Skippy)
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to Elude
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on

[RAHEED:]
Blame Agrivar!
Blame Agrivar!

[VISSERAN:]
Because the Realm's gone awry
Tomorrow night, these Tyrantis are gonna fry!

[TRADESMAN:]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
The gypsies will enterain
An decapitation
What a sight!
Tomorrow night

[FORCE COMMANDER:]
*random Force Commander wannabe*
Up there there is so much room
Where Shaggoths dominate and the sky is blue
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be Oblitarating soon!

[TRAIZE AND ALTAR:]
Shut your big fat face, Wizard Hashem
You're a dominating freak, Wizard Hashem

[TAGUE:]
Looks like we may be out of luck!

[HALFDAN:]
Tomorrow night, we're pretty...well...you know what I mean!

[DRACO, CERES, ATRUS:]
Why did our Masters start this war?
What-the-heck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?

[FORCE COMMANDER:]
I want to be up there!

[RAHEED:]
When Agrivar is dead and gone
They'll be no more carrying on!

[ALTAR:]
They may cleave your head in half
And serve it to a troll
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a headless jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!

[FORCE COMMANDER:]
I want to be up there!

[RAHEED:]
Blame Agrivar!
Blame Agrivar!
Blame Agrivar!

[agrivar]

Blame Agrivar !!!!

i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/Alec_Xander/Altar.bmp

[Rain]

I thought it was done with a knife... or at least that's what Thelia told Rain

[agrivar]

It was a shank dagger to be exact. But my paint-fu was not good enought to create a shank.

[vlos]

yours may not be.... but mine is!!!!

[agrivar]

Yes thanks to Becca here is the shank version

i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/Alec_Xander/Shanked.bmp

[djt]

I know this is a dead thread, but you guys... after all of the bs on the CoR boards, I needed this. Thank you, that smile was So needed.