CaptainMurphy
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Has my avatar always been a broken JPEG?
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Post by CaptainMurphy on Sept 3, 2005 1:24:14 GMT -5
Simple game, you'll catch on.
Today, we start the story of "Bill."
One day Bill was walking down the road when he saw a narwhale, but this wasn't any kind of normal narwhale, this narwhale had a ...
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Post by Atrus Rand on Sept 3, 2005 15:29:47 GMT -5
set of sneakers and a hat. A tophat to be exact. The narwhale made a bow towards Bill and asked him a question, "Bill, is it? Do you...
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nop
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Bring him back intact includes redundant organs.
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Post by nop on Sept 6, 2005 23:06:09 GMT -5
"... have any idea how worried mom is?!? She's been crying ever since you left home!"
Jeremy the Narwhale...
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Brian K
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I'll show you crazy!
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Post by Brian K on Sept 7, 2005 0:17:39 GMT -5
...never saw it coming when Billy socked him in the face. "Tell that to Mom!" he shouted and...
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Post by Atrus Rand on Sept 7, 2005 0:27:04 GMT -5
preceeded to drive down to the mall, in an angsty fury. "Mom can't control me, NO ONE CAN." When he got to the mall, he got out of the car and...
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CaptainMurphy
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Post by CaptainMurphy on Sept 7, 2005 0:30:54 GMT -5
proceeded to stand outside the mall and write of the days happenings in his black notebook with his silver gel pen. after a good 10 lines of soul wrenching poetry, Billy stood up, yawned and...
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Post by Atrus Rand on Sept 7, 2005 0:40:29 GMT -5
felt the hard cold fist of justice slam him in his teeth, either that, or it was the school bully who saw him writing and decided to take anti-writing action. Either way, bill had to...
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CaptainMurphy
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Post by CaptainMurphy on Sept 7, 2005 0:44:51 GMT -5
go into the last stall of the bathroom and cry, cry until his soul...
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topkirby
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Post by topkirby on Sept 7, 2005 9:06:49 GMT -5
yearned for a game of Super Smash Bros Melee in which he played as Kirby who he utterly dominated with in tournaments until....
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Brian K
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I'll show you crazy!
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Post by Brian K on Sept 7, 2005 10:49:28 GMT -5
...the inky dark blackness of his black black soul, which is dark, could be satisfied. But he could never find someone to play with because...
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topkirby
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Post by topkirby on Sept 7, 2005 12:23:57 GMT -5
He himself sucks beyond suckiness so he threw himself off a cliff and ended up in the Twilight Zone and was bleeding out his nose this substance called....
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CaptainMurphy
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Post by CaptainMurphy on Sept 7, 2005 16:33:12 GMT -5
dirt. pure dirt. He awoke with a shudder, realizing that he was unconsious because the school bully heard him crying and decided to...
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