Undead! I HATE THEM

[Rain]

I've been playing Devil May Cry 3 again, and the hate came back. DO YOU SUPPORT ME?!

[Wallace MacBix]

don't use stakes, this isn't buffy where divine luck and televison happiness keeps you safe from bites and scraches. guns all the way. or in my personaly oponion a castle is the best way to deal with an undead army. they are too stupid to do anything about it and if a castle wall can withstand siege fire it can handle the pressing of zombie bodies. now all we need is to buy a castle in england, ireland, or a small island somewhere and have 24 hour chopper acess incase anything ever happens. to stock the castle we would need 2 years supplies of food for lets say 20 people. a dehumidifier/other sourse of making water and collectors for when it rains. than siege weapons (at least one, space permiting) with a good supply of ammo. decent bedrooms, medical supplies. way to make, or a nice supply of acid. generator(s) (perferably solar power, and at least dual powered). very thick strong walls and gates. gun turrets mounted everywhere. and a source of escape in case of emgerency, possibly one of those hot air bollons that inflats quickly. oh and of course a way to dispose of our waste. a very good supply of small arms ammo. many floodlights mounted. seeds to grow our own food in the courtyard. hmm i think thats about it, besides things to keep our sanity, but who needs that....

[Atrus Rand]

We'll call it Bixtopia.

[Traiz Antilake]

Well at least most of the time I am a zombie at MR

[Wallace MacBix]

yeah but MR undead (corperal, and especialy the Raise I-III) are a walk in the park to kill. no actions, weak against the sun. 4, 8, or 12 body, nice but nothing worth waving a stick at. when maxed at 12 body they are just basicly beefed up commoners with claws. also if they are using the short claws they are much easier to take care of, but with the new 35in claws they could pose to be a threat. yet still, with command undead, undead mastery, and destroy undead they aren't that much to worry about.

now if they could carry pestalience and not get hurt.... ;D ;D ;D

thank you Traiz you've helped me come up with more fire for a dying thread.

[Rain]

don;t worry steve, we'll get you summoned into a golem, or restored. NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOU BE A ZOMBIE!!!

[Wallace MacBix]

i think he likes it being dead.....must be the Noctis in him....ewww Necrophiliac.

[CaptainMurphy]

I love zombies, but not in that way, that's grosser that the thought of your parents and (Insert disgusting thought here) but other than that, Zombies and vampires can be quite comical so comical that I love them, especially some of the sounds they make when you hit them with a cludgel

[guyphillips]

now bix, we had this discussion a while ago. you have to choose a safe house nearby. a castle in england doesn't do you any good if you aren't already in the castle when the zombies begin their march.

[Brian K]

Please refer to the Marauder boards for any anti-undead plans. We have 25 pages on it, and we're pretty sure we worked out all the kinks in the system.

s4.invisionfree.com/Order_Forums/index.php?showtopic=86

[Wallace MacBix]

heh i was gonna mention the stuff you guys came up with, but i didn't want to take your credit, plus theres no way i coulda summed up all the stuff you guys have thought up.

and hey i never said it was the most practical, just in my oponion the safest, unless you have a brown zombie squirl with the brown zombie ring of power, the one ring....TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

[guyphillips]

no worries. but yes this is another of the many plans when dealing with a zombie infestation. if they are the unholy variety, we can logically deduce that a holy element is also present SOMEWHERE on the earth. with the presence of a tangible evil source, it is logical to say that there is its opposite (the pressence of Good (possibly a monotheocratic god). may it be ancient artifacts, holy visionsaries, or maybe even a brand new theocratic movement, we will surely have some kind of defense.