I think of these things 15 minutes before work...

[Atrus Rand]

I just was wondering if my job would be more intresting if I made believe I was a medic during World War II. I would treat every transaction as a wounded soldier:

"Hi, how are you?"
"Oh, I'm fine, could you cash this?"
::Takes check, looks at it grimly::
"I'll see what I can do. This may require surgery."
"What?"
::Screaming now::
"OH MY GOD, I CAN'T FIND THE ACCOUNT NUMBER!!! Is it savings?"
"Yes."
"Oh, alright. DON'T WORRY LITTLE BUDDY, YOUR GOING TO LIVE!!! DON'T HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!! I NEED CHANGE OVER HERE STAT!!!!!"
::Pauses::
"Here you go, and have a great day."

I wonder if I'd get fired for that...

Yeah, most likely...

[Gravius]

If you were to do that, and I was there to see it, there would probably be some monetary gain in it for you. One, maybe five dollars if you're lucky. And getting money for doing something so hilarious is worth losing your job anyday, don't you agree? ;D