Post by Li Tun-ye on Jun 8, 2008 23:10:36 GMT -5
Well where do we begin?
I could speak of his ability to put an entire meat pie in his mouth.
I could try to recall some of the more intriguing meals he's destroyed.
But instead I will regale you with a small anecdote from the recent fair.
Friday night, we had arrived and set up with quite a lot of time to spare. That being said, someone made the bright idea to go to Friendly's for dinner. While I did enjoy my meal, there was a significant issue with service that lead to Bix not getting his food ... the Colossal Burger. When it did finally arrive, the mess was so badly burned that the burger looked inedible by even my own third-world mentality.
At this point, you'd think he would have tried eaten it anyway. But no, dear friends. Rather, he sent it back with great displeasure. Time elapses, and we vote to offer our remainging fries to him for as Danni put it "It's either the fries our I lose my arm." (or something to that end).
Time goes on, and Liam quotes "I'm still wondering what happened to Bix's burger."
At this point, Bix says in his slightly angry voice "I canceled it ..."
Now, I was tired and of course I have an overactive imagination. At his near menacing words, I immediately envisioned the building on fire while Bix walked away dressed as Sephiroth.
For the remainder of the week. I would hum the "One Winged Angel" theme from FFVII replacing the word "sephiroth" with "Biczo". Oddly appropriate.
I know, I could have told a few other stories. Some probably funnier than this particular anecdote. All the same, the image of Sephir-Biczo destroying food chains has not left my head in over 72 hours.
I now declare this section officially open.
I could speak of his ability to put an entire meat pie in his mouth.
I could try to recall some of the more intriguing meals he's destroyed.
But instead I will regale you with a small anecdote from the recent fair.
Friday night, we had arrived and set up with quite a lot of time to spare. That being said, someone made the bright idea to go to Friendly's for dinner. While I did enjoy my meal, there was a significant issue with service that lead to Bix not getting his food ... the Colossal Burger. When it did finally arrive, the mess was so badly burned that the burger looked inedible by even my own third-world mentality.
At this point, you'd think he would have tried eaten it anyway. But no, dear friends. Rather, he sent it back with great displeasure. Time elapses, and we vote to offer our remainging fries to him for as Danni put it "It's either the fries our I lose my arm." (or something to that end).
Time goes on, and Liam quotes "I'm still wondering what happened to Bix's burger."
At this point, Bix says in his slightly angry voice "I canceled it ..."
Now, I was tired and of course I have an overactive imagination. At his near menacing words, I immediately envisioned the building on fire while Bix walked away dressed as Sephiroth.
For the remainder of the week. I would hum the "One Winged Angel" theme from FFVII replacing the word "sephiroth" with "Biczo". Oddly appropriate.
I know, I could have told a few other stories. Some probably funnier than this particular anecdote. All the same, the image of Sephir-Biczo destroying food chains has not left my head in over 72 hours.
I now declare this section officially open.