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Post by Li Tun-ye on Feb 16, 2007 17:21:49 GMT -5
Wish Granted: You own a plan and certainly can fly the plane ... You can't land, but you certainly can fly it. How do you get out of this one, Doctor Jones?
I wish to have a true mastery of playing jazz music.
PS: And so you don't feel left out bix, Wish Granted. You now are fluent in Japanese. Course, you don't know English anymore, or any other language. But damn can you converse with the Japanese!
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Post by Brian K on Feb 17, 2007 14:39:58 GMT -5
Wish granted! You are a true jazz master. It's a shame that you're stuck playing gigs in India. They don't really like anything that doesn't have a sitar, you know...
I wish for wenches.
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Post by Lavinia on Feb 19, 2007 16:28:35 GMT -5
Wish granted. All of said wenches have the clap. Congradulations, you've contracted Syphylis.
I wish for a new digital camera.
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Post by Atrus Rand on Feb 19, 2007 20:13:27 GMT -5
Wish granted, you get your camera, but ever time you take a picture, there's a strange shadowed figure in the backround, and each picture you take makes the figure come closer and closer. Each week, the people you took pictures of die, while that figure comes closer and closer. Finally, all you can see is it's eye in the viewport, then it holds up a sign that says "Happy Birthday, your friends and family are still dead!"
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Er, I wish for cable internet.
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Post by Wallace MacBix on Feb 25, 2007 11:27:27 GMT -5
*btw, really creepy george*
Wish granted. you have your cable internet, but as soon as you get roped into a plan with a five year contract, for what seems to be a golden price, you realize the truth. In actuality DSL is 10x's faster then cable (cheaper too), and as soon as you buy your plan your internet provider offers a great discount on its new release of double your current internet connection speed for half the cost.
I wish i was imortal (and don't give me something that all my friends will die without me, that's goes with out saying you sorry bunch of saps
[blame dan, 400+ 8-Bit thearter comics in 4 days has done a mind trip to my mind......damn you fighter.....though i still say sword-chucks will work])
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Post by Brian K on Feb 25, 2007 23:46:59 GMT -5
Wish granted! You're immortal and humanity is wiped out by a super plague. Man, hope you brought a deck of cards to the Apocalypse.
I wish that Teddy Roosevelt was alive and well
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Post by Wallace MacBix on Feb 26, 2007 11:50:51 GMT -5
wish granted, because of scientific advances presidential clones were made for advising purposes. But Teddy wanted more, with his life back he wanted once again to rule and lead the former presidential clones in an uprising against the current adminstration, they succeded in over throwing the Bush adminstration but with his dying breath Bush unleased a new virus that would destroy clones' bodies. luckily the clones were prepared and were trasfered into kafilka fish jars....(thus futurerama was born) and our world was left cloneless because of the stupid Bushes and our president was a head.... Teddy by the way, went on a neo-robot body rampage in 2012 destroying everyone he considered an enemy (anything that moved and wasn't a cute fuzzy animal)
I wish my mind didn't go to mush from so much 8-bit theater
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Post by Li Tun-ye on Feb 26, 2007 14:02:13 GMT -5
Wish granted. Indeed your mind is sharp and well. Dare I say, it's actually improved thanks to 8-bit theater. In fact, now you are of a genius intellect on par with Red Mage. Bare in mind... it's Red Mage. Sure in some respects he's a genius, if genius involves killing a vampire with an entire wardrobe closet lodged into his chest ...
I wish to have already completed all of my work for the next two weeks.
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Post by Brian K on Feb 27, 2007 1:44:37 GMT -5
Wish granted! All your work for the next two weeks is done, and sensing your heightened productivity, professors and employers begin heaping more work on you. You eventually crack under the pressure and pull an Office Space, bilking the university of well into the millions of dollars. Unfortunately for you, you're not Peter Gibbons and get arrested and sent to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
I wish for a million dollars American.
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Post by Wallace MacBix on Feb 28, 2007 11:55:06 GMT -5
wish granted, penies begin falling from the sky and as not only begin to bruise you, they begin to crush you, but they don't kill you yet. as the hours of pennies falling on top of you begin to crush your bones you feel the pain of your rib cage being crushed (kinda like one of my bear hugs x10) just when you think it's all over the last penny falls and your rib cage collapses. (don't ask how you were able to breath all this time)
I wish i wasn't sick anymore and would forever be imune to all further sickness.
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Post by Gravius on Mar 4, 2007 2:24:37 GMT -5
Wish granted! Wow. You have an amazing immune system there. However, it's too advanced and the government catches wind of your new superhuman gift. You are promptly captured and tests are run. Tests where they forget to add lube to the anal and urethral probes. Then you are experimented on. Diseases are inserted into various parts of your body using torturous devices and the effects are studied. Too bad your nervous system is functioning just fine. Speaking of that, tissue samples are taken daily, if not hourly from multiple parts of your body. Including your testes. Whoops! They slipped with a scalpel. Oh well. You're immune to the diseases from the many VD ridden trannys they force you to have sex with at least! They could have at least resealed your scrotum before that battery of tests though...
I wish that my Applied Music teacher died of natural causes and was replaced with Hana Kim.
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Post by Wallace MacBix on Apr 1, 2007 2:58:55 GMT -5
wish granted. but aparently Hana Kim is even stricker and runs you down like a Nazi would a homosexual-gypsy-scientist-Jew man who was part of a interatical relationship between 1 black, 1 hispanic, and 1 dog. you don't live long yourself and are found naked and whipped, with a note attached to your body reading "this is what happens to those who defy me" (sucks to be outspoken, doens't it?)
i wish this bloody semister would end so i wouldn't have to balence homework, classes, and all the crap i do for my clubs.
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Post by Trino on Apr 1, 2007 23:57:17 GMT -5
Wish granted the semester is over due to Jesus's return to judge the living and the dead. Jesus runs his thumb across his neck and points to you. whatever you did you pissed him off.
I wish i was like Indiana Jones in the movies.
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Post by Claramata on Apr 4, 2007 0:08:43 GMT -5
Wish granted, you're now like Indiana Jones in that you now are highly phobic of snakes. One day you get bitten by a garden snake, but because of your phobia, you piss yourself and die of shock, congratulations.
I wish I was a princess.
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